Made in Cuba.
A childhood full of stories. Most came with the instruction, “Don’t repeat this.” Oops.
Fighting for human rights in a bikini. Relax, papi.
Men in suits have been screwing us for years.
Justice is blind. Fortunately, the rest of us aren’t. 🗽👙
Making peace fashionable. Politicians nervous. And the world laugh. 🪭🔥


Everybody says, “Read the room.”
Papi, I booked the room.
An hour of stand-up and storytelling about survival, family, immigration, and the American Dream. Bring that friend who says, “You can’t say that anymore.” Their face is part of the show.
Finally, a family argument you actually bought tickets for.

Yanet Candelario is a Cuban-Canadian comedian, social entrepreneur, and human rights advocate. She grew up in Cuba, where speaking freely wasn’t safe. Now she turns survival into laughter and uncomfortable truths into a very good night out.
Her background spans finance, nonprofit, and the legal industry. Her leadership has helped change federal and state laws. Most people complain about the system. She makes it do paperwork.
She believes in restorative justice and a fairer legal system. Everyone deserves a second chance. Except whoever invented the convenience fee.
Be happy. Make money. Make a difference.
A childhood full of stories. Most came with the instruction, “Don’t repeat this.” Oops.
Canada taught her to say “sorry.” Now she can insult you and make it sound like customer service.
New York. Big dreams. No sleep. Walk-in closet. Live-in me.
For bookings, press, sponsorships, or a brilliant idea that needs a louder person, find me on Instagram or email info@yanet.us.
Send your event, location, date, audience, and budget. “We can pay you in exposure.” Papi, so can a broken zipper.
Good causes. Bad jokes. Excellent use of your money. Sponsor a strong woman. It’s like thoughts and prayers, but the venue accepts it.
Send your idea and deadline. “Just a quick question” is how my one-hour show started.